July 2010
18 posts
On the New Jersey Turnpike, No One Can Hear You... →
That was the excellent tagline for one of Richard Pryor’s minor hit films, Moving. Playing off the infamous “In space, no one can hear you scream” of Alien, this absurd comedy pits…
How to be a Patriotic Porker →
Thanks to my twitter pal Holly Moore, legendary greasy spoon connoisseur and author of Holly Eats, I found this list of the 50 Fattiest Foods in America. The list was meant to be one of…
Step Right Up →
It gives you a job
It IS a job!
So goes the Tom Waits song of this post’s title, describing “the only product you will ever need.” We’ve waited thirty years for the product, and now we have it:…