March 2010
8 posts
Eating Sushi Off Naked Chicks →
Showdown in Little Tokyo is one of my guilty pleasures. It’s like Commando’s retarded cousin. Sorry to use the R-word, but I love this movie like I love retards, and I worked with them in high…
now I wish I watched the Oscars. →
© 2010 Thomas Pluck.
Hitch your -cock to a star →
Following in the footsteps of fellow movie blogger Silents and Talkies, I thought about my top 20 movies by Alfred Hitchcock. He’s one of my favorite directors because he had such fun…
You can outrun cold, earthquakes AND volcanos →
Roland Emmerich keeps making Independence Day over and over, shittier every time like a badly replicated clone. 2012 is his latest poopturd, which posits that the Mayan calendar predicted a…
The gamble of the diner burger →
Diner burgers run the gamut in New Jersey, but most tend to be firmly packed, overcooked and dry. The State Line diner in Mahwah is an exception. They make a juicy, tasty burger of…
It takes a big man to cry →
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